- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

#Hanging Degus

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

religion.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What do you call a black priest? Father

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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