- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Andy Carrol

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Anything involving women..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

spell backwards: taco cat

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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