An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

A Jew! Bless you.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

I hate blackniggers

BOTTOM!!!

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Whats white and sticky fluff

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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