My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Cleveland winning something

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Neither does he.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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You're Adopted.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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colby doesnt shave

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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