- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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