Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Gianni

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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