An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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a potato flew around my room

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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That's what she didn't say

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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