- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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