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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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