Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Women's rights

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Wanna here a good joke?

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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