Pokemon go: Team mystic

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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