what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What did I do last night?work

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What's the difference between a duck

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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E= McVagina

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Wy did the chicken?

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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