Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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I was born.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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hi

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Anti Joke

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