- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

women's rights.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

No.

Poop swing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

whats black and white? a zebra

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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