What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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The Holocaust.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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