If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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0 + 0 = 0

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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whats long and green? weed

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Gingers.

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