- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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