Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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