a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Justin Bieber

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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this is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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