Autism speaks but not really

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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