- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Hillary Clinton

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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