What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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