- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Your mom is fat

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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