Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

No thank you, I don't like violence

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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