Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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