Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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