- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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