I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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