Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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