What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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