Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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I'm homeless.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Anti Joke

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