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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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