What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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GOODBYE

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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pudding

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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