- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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