Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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