- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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