A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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