What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Anti Joke

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