- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Jack Stevens

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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