What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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