Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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