Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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