- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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