- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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