A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What's worse than this That :(

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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