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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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dallen loves penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Denard Robinson

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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