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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A man died.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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