- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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