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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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