- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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