- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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