- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

roses are red poo is poo

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Pickle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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