why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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