- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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