everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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