- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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