- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Women's professional sports

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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