B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You know what's cool? Yep.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

No

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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