How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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How old are you? 7

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Rylan Clark

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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