- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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