What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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