- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

roses are red poo is poo

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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