why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's worse than this That :(

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Yellow People !!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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