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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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