What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Ben Corbishley

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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