a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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ur an fagit

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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