- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Blacks

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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