A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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