:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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