- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A house comes around the corner.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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