A fat guy!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

i'm hard

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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