What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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why does the man appear fat he is

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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woman's rights

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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