- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the man appear fat he is

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

woman's rights

You're so sweet I have diabetes

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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