I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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