- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

woman's rights

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Can anyone Lenin money?

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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