- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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