- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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