- Anti Joke

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away