- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

womens rights

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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