What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

u know whats a crime? rape

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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