The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Knock knock

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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