What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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