I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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hola said the chinese man

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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