- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What's big and messy? A big mess

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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