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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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