- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

i'm hard

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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